Monday, October 11, 2004

it's monday and i'm a pheminist.

sometimes women are so stupid. so stupid i find myself constantly priding myself as a tomboy.
and sometimes men are so stupid. so stupid that i would never call myself one of the guys...just a bi-team player.
but today. today i am a woman. i am so woman today i wish they would spell "woman" with a PH, yo. silent act of creative literary coolness. that's right, phwomen: today i could rock any man ass in any challenge by any means necessary. and i owe it all to mtv, my bitches.
battle of the sexes, part two. episode one. hell hath no fury.

3 Comments:

Blogger Doro said...

oh please, you are not a tomboy. can girl who calls herself "i am SO cute today" be a tomboy? i think not, phwoman.

October 12, 2004 at 12:28 AM  
Blogger marv said...

when will you learn that this cocky white-boy alpha stance is not effective in getting your demands met? i refuse to be a victim of obligatory commenting.
(oh fuck. i just fell into my own trap. damn you jen, damn you to tricky hell.)

October 13, 2004 at 6:14 AM  
Blogger Yellow Snow said...

phuck dat. i ain't yo bitch, conceto.

October 14, 2004 at 10:04 PM  

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